Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Sports Broadcast

The San Jose State University Spartans beat the University of Pacific Tigers on their own turf, at a women’s softball game Saturday afternoon.

The score was three to one. Both teams had outstanding defense. But if anything, the game was not the highlight, instead the fans in the stands are what made the game.

More blue and yellow colors swept the stands, as the cheers of the Spartans never ended.

The pitchers of both teams battled it out on the field, San Jose keeping the lead. Pacific switched their pitcher in the fifth inning too little too late, and were left in the dust that the Spartans kicked up, proving that nothing can stop the women warriors from taking home the win.

Sports Story

San Jose State University (SJSU) Spartans defeated University of Pacific (UOP) Tigers in a battle on the softball field and in the stands, where more Spartans sported their pride at the Tigers’ home, Saturday afternoon.

More blue than orange colors swept the stands, as SJSU’s Spartan spirit took over the game, which ended in a defeat of UOP’s felines.

“Spartans do know how to show-off,” said SJSU fan, Joe Bunker, who came to watch his niece play, decked out in blue and yellow apparel. He added that if the fans have spirit, then the players would, too. His interpretation proved to be right.

Despite the never-ending cheering of UOP’s women’s team, nothing could drown out the clapping and yelling of the Spartans in the stands, who never rested, their enthusiasm growing more as their team swiftly moved ahead in the game.

Both pitchers, Chelsea Engle of UOP and Deanna Mauer of SJSU, battled for the win, striving to lead their team to victory through fast, hard pitches.

By the third inning, SJSU had no outs, leading the game 2-1 and by the fifth inning, UOP’s pitcher was switched, making Alyce Jorgensen the new girl on the block.

“She knows how to take control of the game, and she’s a real competitor,” said Jorgensen’s mother. “She doesn’t want to give up.”

And they did not give up, but unfortunately, they could not catch up, either.

Even though the switch proved to be good after a bad play by Engle, which left fans jeering, resulting in one more point for SJSU, it was not enough to land them at the top.

As SJSU fought to keep their lead, UOP strived to see through the clouds of dirt, trekked in by the runners of their opposing team, literally leaving them in the dust when SJSU closed down the battle field with a 3-1 victory, causing Spartan fans in the stands to erupt in applause.

“This is what it’s all about,” said Bunker, a hot dog in one hand and smile on his face, “coming out strong in the end and showing off school colors.”

Monday, March 17, 2008

Sports Story

Spartan enthusiasm outnumbered the pride of the Tigers in the stands and the field, as the pitchers of San Jose State University's (SJSU) and Uiversity of Pacific's (UOP) battled it out at a soft ball game Saturday, March 15.

Starting pitchers, Chelsea Engle of UOP, and Deanna Mauer of SJSU, played to their strengths and filled the bases more than once, but neither held out for the entire game, which included a deadly play by the Tigers.

With a sea of blue in the stands, Spartan pride was more apparent at the Tigers' home game, which ended in a SJSU victory leaving the Tiger's chasing their own tails.

Monday, March 3, 2008

Column


Men. “Can’t live with ‘em. Can’t live without ‘em.” This is how the saying goes, but lately I’m thinking the last part of it needs to be dismissed and be replaced with “have no problem living without ‘em.” I am bitter. This is true. But I have good reason to be, given the recent encounter I have had with the opposite sex.


Never in my life have a known a man to be so dramatic. So stressful. So incredibly boneheaded. Wait, let me rephrase that. Never in my life have I known a person to be….yeah. Tell me about it. This man, with whom I have come to have a recent spell of drama with, which is one thing that I like to keep on the down low, has possibly caused me more stress in two days than I have experienced in an entire month. And I’m a college student living with four roommates! By the way, they are all girls.


Anyone would think that four girls would create enough drama to cause the Titanic to sink. But no, my fellow man-lovers, it is the man who causes the Titanic to become stretched to its breaking point, finally sinking, fashioning a great undertow. We try to swim to the surface, but sometimes it’s just too much. Men.


What is it with men who attract drama and then complain about being the “Patron Saint of Ass,” without wondering why? I tell him, “People have drama because they attract it.” Can he understand this? No. Unfortunately. Is he in denial in regards to his recent break-up? Yes. Does he accept this? No. That’s why it’s called denial, I say. Still, yesterday he decides to call me in order to smooth things over. He makes the situation worse and my chest tightens, my heart pumps faster, and I am almost to the point of shaking after hanging up on him.


My roommate and I take a three-hour walk so that my body can neutralize itself. Three hours! What did I do to deserve this stress? What did I do besides try to help him? I swear, men are more frustrating than women who are PMSing. And this man definitely has more mood swings than a pregnant woman.


We all know men like this, who cannot handle rejection, yet deal out their opinions, to women especially, thinking they are Socrates. This man in particular thinks, no wait, he knows that he is Socrates. If only he could use this “wisdom” and apply it to his own life so that he doesn’t ruin mine.